An Open Letter to Bob

Sh*tpost r/TeenGovernment u/Then_Train8542 posted 2026-04-01 20:22 UTC ↑5 · 86% 9 comments

Bob, if you do not resign as eternal president, you may expect a pie in the face tonight. April fools.

Bob-The15th 2026-04-01 20:23 UTC ↑3

I will gladly eat said pie, thank you.

Then_Train8542 2026-04-01 20:23 UTC ↑3 OP

It will be all over your face.

Bob-The15th 2026-04-01 20:25 UTC ↑3

And afterwards in my stomach.

3p145 2026-04-01 20:26 UTC ↑3

please don’t make jokes about eating my brothers and sisters 

Then_Train8542 2026-04-01 20:27 UTC ↑3 OP

I thought you were a Greek letter.

3p145 2026-04-01 20:37 UTC ↑2

they’re my distant cousins. fine

Heavy_Stomach_7633 2026-04-01 20:29 UTC ↑3

Can I have some pie too :3

Intelligent-Tree-922 2026-04-01 20:46 UTC ↑2

I would Pie you, but it's Passover, so instead I'll throw some Matza at you

Due_Camel6262 2026-04-01 21:01 UTC ↑2

OMG FELLOW JEW HAI

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